Sailor Buck the pirate

arrr ship mates, good old sailor Buck gone and turned pirate. Found it was easier to steal gold than work for it.

Here be a picture of me in me pirate clobber.

And here be a picture of me ship, the La Trek on which I am going to plunder plenty of treasure.

Arrr Ahoy shipmates, ye caught me having 40 winks. Ye know, its a hard life being a pirate. Let me tell ye what I did today. Hmmmm what did I do today? Well I drunk some rum, and then, hmmm well I drank some more rum and that's why I've been sitting here asleep in the sun outside my new house. Posh eh? Let me show ye inside.

Well what can ye expect? Pickings have been in short supply lately. Them thar merchants and navy have gotten wise to our pirate tricks so we have not been able to plunder any gold for a while. But we will carry on trying, and me shipmates, soon ole pirate Buck ere will be rich again.

Times are getting hard shipmates. I had to steal this chicken for me dinner, now if the darn thing would just stay still a second!!

Well, what do you know shipmates. Word came down that some gold was being transported. Well being down to my last chicken leg, I just had to see if I could "liberate" some of this gold. So me and few of me chums got together and managed to overcome the escorts and board the ship. After a bit of a fight we overcame the guards and grab us some grog money. The taverns will be full tonight shipmates.